Issue # 49- January/February 1978  Edited by Pete of Black Velvet Chimney BUT WHY? And why would anyone fork over 175.00 or more to have some character in a black clean his or her chimney? That question can be answered with one word: SAFETY. When solid fuels such as coal and wood are burned in a furnace, stove, or fireplace they-as we all know-give off welcome amounts of heat. However--as many of us do not know--those same two solid fuels also give off unwelcome amounts of two by-products: soot and creosote. And, unless a chimney is cleaned regularly, that highly flammable soot and creosote will accumulate in the flue. Where it hangs-like some fiendish fire bomb-just waiting for a chance spark to ignite it. If the homeowner is lucky, the resulting roaring blaze will merely burn the chimney clean while filling the house with the fire's loud and extremely unnerving howls. If he's not so lucky, the unwanted fire will cremate the flue's lining and dangerously weaken the chimney. And if he's downright unfortunate, the flames will take out the whole chimney ... and the rest of the house along with it. All in all there were over 40,000 chimney fires in the United States last year and, according to the National Fire Protection Association, those fires caused more than $23 million worth of damage. That's a loss of $23 million which could have been prevented if every owner of a coal- or wood-burning fireplace, furnace, or stove had only understood the importance of keeping the unit's chimney clean. THE PLOT THICKENS There was, of course, a time--back when nearly everyone on this continent heated his or her home with either a wood- or a coal-burner--that virtually everyone in North America was well aware of the havoc a chimney fire could wreak. Or, to put it another way, great grandpa and great grandma most certainly knew the value of keeping their chimneys clean ... if they hadn't suffered one or more unexpected blazes themselves, they'd probably seen several neighbors and/or relatives burned out of house and home on a frigid winter's night. But then history took a strange double-twist. First-beginning right after World War II--the United States and Canada made almost a complete switch in the way the two nations heated their homes. Within just 25 to 30 years, nearly the entire population of this continent dropped "dirty, trouble some" coal and wood ... in favor of "clean, convenient" natural gas, oil, and electricity. And second--just when the major portion of North America's old coal- and wood-burning expertise had been forgotten--the "energy crisis" of the 70's suddenly forced a whole new generation, by the millions, to burn wood and coal once again. And know with oil being 140 bucks a barrel, we will see the resurgent of solid fuel. Thanks to this quirk in our recent history, we now are surrounded by what must already be tens of millions of people who are at least supplemental heating their homes with solid fuel for the first time. And they are destined to be joined by further tens of millions of first-time coal and wood users in the years ahead. And a heck of a percentage of all those folks [a] have absolutely no inkling of the time bombs that already are building up--and will continue to build up--in their chimneys and [b] have no immediate past generation with the proper firsthand experience to warn them about the ravages of flue fires.   WHICH OPENS UP ONE HECK OF AN OPPORTUNITY ... We can draw at least three conclusions from this short history lesson:   [1] Since it now seems obvious that the "convenient" ways of heating a house--with natural gas, oil, and electricity--are going to continue getting more and more expensive as time goes on ... it seems just as obvious that more and more families in the United States will continue making the switch back to heating with coal and wood in the years to come. [2] Which means-whether they know it yet or not, and more and more people are discovering the fact every day-that an increasingly large percentage of this continent's population is destined to live with a steadily increasing risk of fires in their flues. [3] Which just as surely means that anyone who can nip this growing danger in the bud is suddenly going to become very, very popular and is going to be very well rewarded starting now and continuing throughout the years ahead. ... FOR CHIMNEY SWEEPS! And who is the most logical candidate to cash in on this burgeoning new demand? Who is the "anyone" most likely to become well rewarded for nipping the danger of flue fires in the bud? Why, a brand-new version of that fine old almost-mythical character of European folklore ... the chimney sweep. That's who! And that's also exactly how today's new breed of sweep is bursting upon the scene . . . as a black suited, top hatted, dancing-on-the-roof reincarnation of the character Dick Van Dyke played in the movie, Mary Poppins. Or, to put it another way, as a modern-day version of the traditional 19th century European chimney sweep. Laugh at this showmanship if you like, but the sweeps who've tried it recently here in the U.S. and Canada have found that the legendary "top hat and tails" outfit of their trade has rocketed them to success overnight. As one of the new and very dedicated young men in the trade says: "By recreating the image of a 19th century sweep, we accomplish several important things. [1] We grab people's attention, thereby making it easier for us to tell them about the dangers of chimney fires. [2] We grab the media's attention, and the newspaper stories and TV features which result both help us spread the word about the hazard of flue fires and, just incidentally, makes our business grow by leaps and bounds. [3] Our image puts a little fun back into life. Stop and think. Who would you rather have clean your chimney: a 20th century serviceman wearing white coveralls and a baseball cap ... or a 19th century tradesman dressed up in top hat and tails? Hell, I've even had grown men go out of their way to shake my hand and pretty girls give me a kiss--just like something out of Mary Poppins--when they see my outfit. And [4] this simple little bit of imagery all adds up to a more lucrative operation for us. We attract people's attention, they feel good having us do a job for them, and-instead of begrudging us a reasonable fee for our services-they usually seem downright happy to pay for our work." GOOD SWEEPS DELIVER THE GOODS That same young man--and every other "new breed" chimney sweep worthy of the name--is also quick to point out that his "top hat and tails" image is just that. An image. Frosting on the cake. Gilding on the lily. A lot of fun as far as it goes ... but nothing in any way that should be considered a substitute for doing an important and worthwhile job in a craftsman like and highly professional manner. Which is not the same as saying that all chimney sweeps--or even any two!--see eye to eye on just how that task should be accomplished. The job itself (breaking loose and scrubbing out every particle of soot and creosote that can possibly be removed from a flue), they agree on. Ask any three sweeps the best way to accomplish this specific objective, however, and you're sure to get at least four adamant opinions on square brushes versus round, hard brushes versus soft, long brushes versus short, weighted brushes versus un weighted, sweeping from the bottom of a chimney to the top versus the other way around, and the same kind of pros and cons about at least 5,000 other finer points of the chimney sweep's art. All good chimney sweeps, then, do a good job of sweeping chimneys ... and they do it without letting any of the crud get out into their clients' houses. No two chimney sweeps, though, seem to accomplish that objective in exactly the same way. THE MORE TRADITIONAL APPROACH Perhaps the most "old-timey" method of cleaning flues that MOTHER ran across while researching this article is the one used by Richard Riggs and Mickey McMasters ... who live and sweep chimneys right here in the mountain town of Hendersonville, North Carolina. Dick and Mickey work with a minimum of tools and most of their equipment is homemade. And when they clean a typical fireplace (actually, there's no such thing as a "typical" fireplace ... each is unique), they begin by closing it off with a sheet of paper taped completely over the woodburner's main opening. "You've got to make absolutely certain that the tape-and-paper job is airtight," caution the boys, "so that not even a trickle of soot can leak out into the house." Once Riggs and McMaster's are satisfied that they've completely closed off the fireplace, they climb up on the roof with a rope and a homemade weighted brush. The heavy brush is then inserted into the chimney, lowered all the way to the bottom, and pulled back up to the chimney's top. Using this "up and down" action, Dick and Mickey continue scrubbing the inside of the flue until every possible particle of soot, ash, creosote, and other assorted gunk has been knocked loose . . . from the mouth of the stack clear down to the fireplace itself. The two Hendersonville sweeps then leave the roof, come back into the house, and finish the job from the bottom. First-as soon as they're sure the dust has settled-they remove the tape-and-paper covering from the fireplace's opening. Then they clean out the smoke chamber and smoke shelf and shovel all the soot, ashes, and other debris into bags . . . collect their $40 (in 1978) and leave. The whole operation generally takes about one to one and a half hours. THE HEIGHT OF TECHNOLOGY A far more advanced method of sweeping chimneys- perhaps the most advanced in the world-is the one developed by Tom Risch and Dan Ogden of Westport, Connecticut. Tom and Dan call it the "August West System"  One of the key elements of the August West System is a highly specialized high-volume vacuum cleaner called a "soot sweeper". Don't underestimate this piece of equipment. It is not merely a heavy-duty shop vac (which moves, maybe, 90 cubic feet of air a minute). This compact monster moves 700 cubic feet of air per minute ... which is about eight or ten times the capacity of your average house vacuum sweeper. But that's the kind of air-moving muscle you need if you really want to keep a cascade of soot out of your clients' homes and out of your lungs. Nothing less will do. A second key part of the August West Chimney Sweeping System is a set of specially developed fiberglass cleaning rods. These rods snap together with "quick disconnects" similar to the connectors on air-powered tools. And they're constructed of a mixture of fibers and resins and held to a diameter which makes them just flexible enough to bend around smoke shelves . . . but still rigid enough to poke a brush all the way up a chimney. The construction of the rods, furthermore, has been shrewdly calculated to make them tough and highly resistant to fractures. In the unlikely event of a break, however, the formulation of the rods' resin/fiber mixture and cure was designed to make the snap together extensions splinter apart (like a green tree limb) rather than snap off clean (leaving a brush stuck in a flue somewhere). In short--just as with the August West soot sweeper--there's far more to the AW cleaning rods than meets the eye. And there's far more to the August West profit picture than meets the eye too, thanks to the special gear just described. Because those rods and that soot sweeper make it possible, in most cases, for one man or woman (instead of two) to clean a flue or chimney entirely from the bottom (without ever getting up on the roof) ... and do the whole job in a fast half hour (instead of the hour or hour and a half required by more traditional methods). Steve Curtis--the personable young fellow whom Weiland and Brock watched pocket $140 for four hours work one day last fall--uses the August West System ... which allows him to clean a "typical" fireplace somewhat differently than the Hendersonville sweeps (see above) go about the same job. First Steve spreads a painter's drop 27 Years Field Experience Fully Insured  Locally Family Owned and Operated References Available Christian Values Brush firebox and damper Powerclean the smoke chamber area above the damper Powerclean the flue area ( chimney)  HEPA  Vacuum behind damper (smoke shelf) to remove years of debris build-up.  Tidy up and fill out your safety inspection. If you don't have a  Chimney Cap. now is the time to have one installed.                              mailto:blackvelvetchimney@gmail.com